{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Dirk Braeckman","displaytitle":"Dirk Braeckman","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1952807","titles":{"canonical":"Dirk_Braeckman","normalized":"Dirk Braeckman","display":"Dirk Braeckman"},"pageid":7871397,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Drkbckmn.jpg/330px-Drkbckmn.jpg","width":320,"height":315},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Drkbckmn.jpg","width":656,"height":645},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1215488574","tid":"6b8e9090-eaa7-11ee-9f95-726ac97da5b4","timestamp":"2024-03-25T12:58:48Z","description":"Belgian photographer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Braeckman","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Braeckman?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Braeckman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dirk_Braeckman"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Braeckman","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dirk_Braeckman","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Braeckman?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dirk_Braeckman"}},"extract":"Dirk Braeckman is a Belgian photographer who lives and works in Ghent, Belgium. The artist studied photography and film at the Royal Academy of Fine Arts in Ghent from 1977 until 1981.","extract_html":"
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}