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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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