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LfA Förderbank Bayern is the regional promotional bank for the German state of Bavaria. It was established by law of 7 December 1950, initially as Landesanstalt für Aufbaufinanzierung (LfA), which makes it the oldest of the Förderbanken. It is headquartered in Munich.
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William Monson, of Broxbourne, Hertfordshire, was an English Whig politician who sat in the English House of Commons between 1695 and 1707 and in the British House of Commons between 1708 and 1722.
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