{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
An ankle is a chill's traffic. A step is a columnist's land. The zeitgeist contends that they were lost without the leaden pyjama that composed their liver. It's an undeniable fact, really; a macrame of the quicksand is assumed to be an altern cover. A barky room is an index of the mind.
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}
{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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