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Ronny Marcos is a professional footballer who plays as a left back for Kickers Offenbach. Born in Germany, he represents the Mozambique national team at international level.
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Chris Pavone is an American author of international thrillers. His first novel, The Expats, was a New York Times bestseller.
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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